SEDARIS: I was on tour a few weeks ago, and I wrote this thing in this woman’s book, and I don’t know, apparently, she got upset about it. But I meant it in a good way. I must have just misunderstood. We must have misunderstood one another. And I hate the thought of anybody being angry at me like that, but… I mean, really, what I wrote in her book, it’s the filthiest thing. It’s unbelievable. Really, you cannot get any filthier than this. And that’s what I kind of liked about it, you know, as a book inscription.
We loved this On the Media segment about Grindr, “A Casual, Anonymous Interview,” so much that we are interrupting our attempt to convince the office accountant to finish our taxes to bring you this photo of producer/babe Doug Anderson. Doug, we are always up for a little casual, anonymous grinding with you. Ping us! HOT!
We don’t know if it was Ira’s manly baritone or his dashing good looks, but the people have spoken and This American Life narrowly beat Radiolab in the Public Radio Bracket. We can’t wait to see footage of all of Chicago celebrating tonight. PUBLIC RADIO PARTY!!! HERBAL TEA FOR EVERYONE!!! Our congratulations to Ira and the rest of the TAL staff. HOT!
Happy birthday to mega babe Carl Kassell. Not only is Mr. Kassell Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me’s official judge, scorekeeper, and prize, he was also honored as the 2013 North Carolinian of the Year, which we would be bitter about losing if we weren’t so busy resting our eyes on this handsome mug. ALL HAIL CARL KASELL!! HOT!
We’re pausing our sabbatical to bring you this photo of Melody Kramer, Fresh Air’s associate producer for digital media, who is leaving public radio to find a cure for death. Best of luck to you, Dr. Kramer. We hope you find med school both enlightening and full of babes. HOT!
ANNOUNCEMENT TIME! BONPR is going on holiday! Please keep sending us your favorite babes of NPR, but we’re going to spend some time in the islands, working on our Irish tan and our new Tumblr, Don’t Ask, Do Tell, in which we see to our true calling—giving advice to people who didn’t ask for it. We’ll see you soon, friends. Here’s one last picture of Ira Glass to keep you going. HOT!
Our apologies for the lack of attention we’ve paid to you this week, BONPR fans. It’s not that we’re running short on babes (there are TONS of hot bishes left), but we recently came into possession of a literal trunkload of sex toys and spent the week fielding messages like, “Will trade dinner for dick,” and then driving around town delivering the goods from the back of our minivan. To make it up to you, here’s a bevy of babes, all submitted by devoted NPR listeners. HOT!
KCRW’s Jason Bentley
States of the Re:Union’sTina Antolini
WAMU’s Kavitha Cardoza
KCRW’s Anne Litt
KQED’s Sarah Varney
WAMU’s Sabri Ben-Achour
Enjoy your weekend, BONPR fans. And let us know if you’re in the market for a trunk toy. We deliver!
Boss keeping the the AC too low? Had pull out the winter clothes you keep in the trunk of your car because your housemate turned the closet into a spirit cave? Heat up with BONPR on WNIN’s The Trend today at noon central time. Hot as Bob Edwards in a turtleneck. Yowza!
José Massó launched ¡Con Salsa! on WBUR Boston in 1976. The Saturday night show he still hosts is as much about the Latino community as it is about the music. A native of Old San Juan, Puerto Rico, José is a real Renaissance Man (check out his bio) who’s at ease anywhere, from the studio to the State House to the United Nations.
Ed. note: 1976? No fucking way. This man wasn’t old to do anything but eat mushy peas and toddle in 1976. HOT!
Remember the dark days before Tumblr when your only distraction from those spreadsheets was surveys and that What’s-Your-Spirit-Animal quiz? (Baby polar bear, in case you’re wondering. Only the kewtest knugglet ever.) Well, it’s retro day here at BONPR, so put down the social media and distract yourself with this survey about public radio listening habits. HOT!
[Ed. note: Looks like this is specifically for college youths. SORRY, OLD DUDES. Back to Google Reader for you.]
Who’s got the hottest staff in public radio? Without taking the time to dig into our archives (day job), we suspect the most BONPRed show is Marketplace and the most BONPRed station is NPR West. Rest-of-America, are you going to let California take this top honor without a fight? Nominate your favorite staff here or email babesofnpr[at]gmail.com and we’ll put it to a vote. This is why God invented democracy. HOT!