Our best friend is a radical homosexual burlesque dancer in a mystery city in the Northeast and one of the reasons we get along is that we have the complete opposite taste in babes. She likes genderqueer weirdos with body odor and tattoos of inanimate objects; we like babes who use shampoo and change their sheets once a week. The point: we forwarded this photo of Essential Public Radio’s Larkin Page-Jacobs to our friend, who responded: “Looks like she wears 100% cotton. YAWN. You’re in love, aren’t you?” A tripartite name and a black crew neck? Yes. Yes, we are. HOT!