After the BONPR selection committee receives a nomination, we first Google Image said nominee to objectify him or her for ourselves and then do a little Internet research to discover a couple Fun Facts about them. Here’s what we learned about Ian Chillag: he isn’t just a producer for Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me, he also has a podcast called How To Do Everything, in which he and co-host Mike Danforth ask bona fide famos and experts to help listeners with task-driven questions; for instance, how do you write a love poem? Well, Ian, we listened to the podcast and this is for you:
Google Image does you no justice.
Pics of old folks and odd foods don’t impress us.
But we checked your Facebook page,
So we know you’re a babe,
And Ian Chillag, you’re welcome to call us.